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pancakesandplaid:

hot bara dad: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de…

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

ducksofrubber:

GIF BUG

joolabee:

joolabee:

joolabee:

the word “stop” has been frozen at the center of my screen for several days now. Literally nothing makes it go away

and I just

inception

my friend saw this post and came over to fix the problem but not before we

bennyslegs:

bennyslegs:

it’s 7am in the morning and i’m reading a fic where sherlock has john bound and gagged and is giving him forced orgasms whilst listening to enya

I MEAN ME LISTENING TO ENYA

NOT THEM

I’M-